Then he got the phoenbook and looked up the furthest places on the area Code map. He made random calls everyhere, then hanging up as soon as the number conected, so we'd get lots of big Hotel charges. Somehow he found the racing results in Trinnidad and Tobago-it's a direct dial from the US, with no opperator needed. The phone call goes to a loop of a tape recording. Granfather got a peice of soap an stuck it to the phone handset. Then he hanged-up the phone, propped on the soap so it LOOKED hanged up but was still realy connected. This way the tape recording kept looping over and over. He broke the phone so no one would hear anything either. He did this just before he went to sleep at 1 am. The phone stayed coneccted for 14 hours before someone noticed. Also he took all his and my dad's clothes and put them outside to be emergencey cleaned and pressed--you know what it costs.
Hes a crafty old basterd, and about 6 a.m. he took a wire hangar apart, bent it and chewed on it, and used it to pick the lock on the door that lead to the next room. He learnd how to do this in the Army. He was aressted once in the 1970s and picked the handcufs off before the cops coud even put him in the car. Hes a friggin' Houdinie. (THAT storey will come in a later update).
Later, a securrity man from the hotel examoned the wire hanger an said it had ben profesionaly machine milled. The truth is, granfather flatted and sharpenned it with his animal-like teeth. The man has rodent DNA.
Again, we all started crying, even dad. But Uncle Zeke didnt. (Intervention aside, the only reason why he flew in from Delaware was becuase my granfather owwes him money.) He got up an walked over to granfather an caled him a mean old basterd. The two of them got in an viscous arguement.
I dont know who hit whom first but before you knew it they were toumbling on the floor fighting. Both men are skinney, muscullar, and strong as hell. Uncle Zeke is 10 years older, but much bigger, There was blood an snot and wirey hairs evereywhere. Even thouh granfathers in a wheelchair, hes olny 62 and is super-humanely strong. Personaly, I think granfather kicked his ass.