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Dad an my brother paid all the fines and charges. The 4 of us spent an unconfortble few weeks at granfathers place. They were pissed cause they were seperated from their wives but I dont even have a girlfreind. The whole time they ranked on me. Granfather did his fake crying and blamed me for all his troubles.
Till Labor Day my brother woud stay with granfather. It works out cause his wife and the baby are goin to visit her folks in Eourope. Hes pissed cause hes missing a trip there. Instead of exottic places hes curently enjoying exotic smells and noises at the festive Miller family Compound and Compost heap.
The kids are big pog collectors and the whole day they hung out with granfather. Of course their dad supervised, so the old monster was on his best behavior. Granfather had a good time and said funny things to make the kids laugh-like PULL MY FINGER. And he said cool things like CRANK THOSE TUNES-MY MAN HOOTIES ON THE RADIO. Also he did mildly disgusting things like roll his eyes back and other stuff kids like, plus embarasing things about me to make them laugh. He said to call me The White Urkle and said if I retaliated hed kick my ass.
He also did a dropdead Bevis and Butthead routine I never knew he coud do.
Im actualy worried about the old fool because hes upset too, because my brother stands up to him and wont take his crap. Even if he screams and screams at him, my brother will leave him on the friggin pooper all day until his legs turn blue and also my he does a half-ass job massaging granfathers legs for blood circoulation.
I thrive on acceptence. My whole family is so PISSED about my website. They say LOOK WALTER YOU CANT EVEN SPELL. I tell them Im going to be a great authuor one day but they say Im delusionery. But I say YES I can be a sucess at bein a Web Content developer. Look at The Spot and also Gramercey Press and the Serb Heat book that the guy wrote in 3 days and sold for alot of money-THEY MADE MONEY AND MY SITE IS JUST AS GOOD. They said give it up walter BUT I WONT UNTIL I AM A SUCESS. But im begining to realize that my bad spelling and emotional problems are hourdles I first must overcome.
This is the first time granfathers ever expicitly asked me to put something up on the web. So please enjoy:
Granfathers Top 10 Peeves about the OLympics
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