The Xenamania in our dysfunctoinol home hit a new low last week: Normally granfather and the old wench REALLY get into the show. Whenever theres a fight scene they hoot and hollor and make those highpitched trilling yipping noises that Zena does and twerling around broom handles and snappin a leathor dogleash they have (dont ask) like a whip and pretend to get into the action.
Also, do you know the circulor metal thing Xena throws at her enemeis? Well granfather sits on a plastic ring-pamper that goes over the toilet so his skinny ass dosent fall in the bowl. He takes this stained sotted ring and huorls it around the trailor knockin over lamps.
Well the other night they sent me to get the oil changed in the car, but they were closed so I came home early. They THOGHT id be gone atleast an hour but when i came in the 2 lascivvious eldorly folks were dressed (or shoud I say NOT REALY) in what can olny be called peroid costumes circa 1300 B.C. as the title charoctors of the Zena and Herculles shows. And lets just say that Granfathor was suspicously NOT dressed like the masculline of those two.
They were in the kitchon when cought in the act and scramboled around and various items from the kitchon drawes and racks were not in there proper places. That nihgt after the old hoe went home during granfathors bath i noticed a swerled burn on his left asscheek the exact size and dimmensions of the upper right burnor coil on our electric range. The old basterd imediatly claimed it was a birthmark. Yeah right.
Granfather begged me: PLEASE WALTER DONT PUBLOSH THIS INCODENT ON THE INTERNET. I thouht about his plea and then consiiddered how him and the old bitch had been treatin me: makkin fun of me and callin me names and lyeing to my folks and makkin me cry. Well geuss what gramps:
Uh well mabye they had a LITTLE more than that. He did make an intresting point thouogh: Our zero ammount of reveneu against AOLs recent loss atcually puts us financialy ahead of that online giant. Still the old monster has dreams of bein stinking filthey rich. Atleast as of now hes 2 out of 3: Stinkin and filthy.
Howwevor, somthing for pottential investors to consider: Like the humor around here, expenses are low, and YES were runnin in the black. (And a check of granfathers skivvies show were also runnin in various shades of the brown and yelloew as well).
But right after Christmas and before newyears I will put up my JANAURY 1997 UPDATE. It will tell all abuot my Christmas holiday and i promise it will be wourth the wait.
Heres Hopping Santa comes thruogh this year,
and to you and your familly from our dysfuntional one:MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HANNUAKAH HAPPY NEWYEAR
FROM WALTER AND GRANFATHER
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