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For my readers who dont know what I do I am a HTML programor. Im not a GOOD one--all i know howto do is text. Do you see the page your readin now? This is the best I can do.
Ofton I make alot of mistakes. Especialy I forget to close tags. Other people add graphics to my pages cause when I do it its anckored wrong. My aplets dont move. I cant do tables. I suck at Frames. But damnit i do my best
Im suposed to be on site 15 days per Quarter so I drive in abuot 1 day a week. I share a cubical with 2 other remote people who work on othor days. Its a pain in the ass but its a job.
We dont work on anythin cool like the Zima site or Sunnyd.com as most of our cleints are boring tightasses. You never heard of them. Im not aloud to say who they are or who my company is.
My employors afraid that if there cleints read my homepage theyll think were a company of Jerks. Meanwhile im not the olny jerk who works there.
Plus they acussed me of doin personal private stuff on company time. THATS A LIE. PLUS THEY CANT PROVE IT.
Plus evoryone takes turns washing the cofee pots once a month well GEUSS WHAT: Everytime im in the office ITS MY TURN. They have a chart with magnets on it. If the red magnet is near your name its your turn to wash them. Last time I was in I wasnt scheduled. Later I got up to take a leak--when i came back SOMONE MOVED A MAGNOT THERE.
At work Im also always asigned to clean the WHOLE kitchenete. Once they had a party the day prior for a lady who was havin a baby. They left piled-up papper plates & forks with dryed cake on it & also smeared onthe countor & floor ALL NIHGT til I came in the next day for ME to clean. Plus I had gave my $2 for the gift & didnt get cake and MISSED THE PARTY.
Im also the one who hasto put the big water bottle onthe cooler. Plus once i had to go to my boss' bosses house to set up his kid's home PC and also show the dumb kid the Cheat codes in DOOM II. None of this is in my work descriptoin.
I have dificulty with confrontatonal situatons & standin up for myself--its hard but i awlays must confront them about spilt stuff, crumbs & pissy stains in the work area plus the PC we share is always maxed out with game downlaods and porn off the net. I am always dumpin files.
We also share a lan directory onthe network called G:\REMOTE\COMMON\ and its full of private crap like 25 versoins of there resume. Also Wendsday has parts of a Fantasy novel up on there shes writin for a e-zine about dark orc warlords havin sex with elven maidons in sylvan glades under the two mooned sky. Its the frigin worst damn writing I ever read.