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I put him on the phone to talk to dad an he screams he cant take granfather no more. Later me and dad an my stepmother talked about an we all agreed it was best my brother come home and I go back to Texas a few days earley.
Just as well. There was some tension at my folks house because one of my jobs while I was there was to re-papper the wallpaper in the bathroom. I didnt glue it right. Later when i was vacuming up the floor part of the paper on the wall went in the nozzel and i accidentally vacummed 2 strips of it right off the wall. Yes once again i earn my family monicker THE WHITE URKEL.
That night i overheard my folks talkin. They said somthing that hurt my feelings. They said granfather just sits in front of the TV every day wasting his life but Walter just sits infront of the Web and both Their lifes reflect it as manefestations of difforent popular cultural vehiccles. HOW COUD THEY COMPARE ME TO HIM.
The next day at breafkast I was real mad at them an then I told them why an started cryin. My stepmother said you know Walter sonetimes when people say things behin your back its not for your ears and also you shoudnt take it as harsh as it sounds.
Plus Dad had to pay for all these flights and there was even more during August if you remember my last update and all without the advance purchase so hes really taking a bath with the costs. ALL THANKS TO GRANFATHER.
Yes my whole family makkes fun of me behind my back not just granfather now I know they all do. I am reminded of an inciddent a few years ago when I first saw the Sterwert Smalley skit on Saturday Nite Live. YES FOR THE FIRST 5 MINUTES I THOUHT IT WAS REAL. SO WHAT. My whole family laughed at me. So what blame me for bein a sensitive person. At least the old mean monstor does it to my face. He said to me once:
HEY BOY. WHY DID THE CODEPPENDENT CROSS THE ROAD? TO HELP THE CHICKON. HA HA HAAAH. NOW GO GET ME A BEER AND SOME SMOKES.
Yes he found that joke on the internet an doesnt even know what a codeppendant is. He just looked it up to find somthing to make fun of me about.
Boy did he laugh his ass off. As I mentoined many times granfathers got the most frighteninly hiddeous scarey laugh. It sounds like wild peccaries with rabies mating which are big nastey Texas wild boars that when they are rabid they will atack you if you dont shoot them first.