No one's sittin around waitin for any 'downloads' HERE
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I tried to push his nose into it--well, not really INTO it, but you know, just like you woud for a puppy when he craps on the rug just to spite you when you know he knows better. He shreiked and howled like a chimpanzzee with friggin rabies. I said to him over & over (just like the doctor said) while holding the growling beast's snout down near it: WHAT IS THAT???
Finally he answeors me in this phony errudite and almost efemminate French accent:
I told you the old bastord was listening too much to that danm Pulp Fiction CD. Well the next thing you know i let my guard down for a half second and allof a sudden he wrestled loose from me and sprang on me in a way that i want to describe perfectley but if you didnt see the new Lost World movie yet, dont read the next sentence.
"YOU KNOW THEESE IN AMERICA AS 'LE QUATTA-POUNDER.'
BUT HERE IN FRANSH EET IS KNOWN AS 'ZEE ROYALE'."
But it was exactly the scene (and this doesnt spoil the plot in any way by me tellin you this) when the portly Africon American gentolman holdin the flashlight is in the feild at night with the other people runnin thriough the high grass away from the atacking carnivores and the velociraptor springs up onto him legs first and he screams. Just like that.
By the way he WASNT hurt, they released him from the hospitol after 2 or 3 hours and that night he was smokin cigars an drinkin whiskey from a galvonized pail. I wasnt in the room when they unravoled his tounge from the beater bar but the sound it made was exactley like when you peel off 2 yards of very sticky plastic film tape to wrap arround a big package and it makes that screechy barking popping noise. You know the sound.
I referred the 'techie' explanation to prodigy and told them exactley WHY my homepage is down. AND THEY FINALY FIXED IT!!! Many thanks to Prodigy. My June 1997 update will come before the end of the month and i hope to go back to TWO updaites aggain for July.
I SINCEARLY APPOLLOGIZE FOR MY HOMPAGE BEIN DOWN FOR A MONTH BUT THERE WAS NOTHIN I COUD DO ABBOUT IT.