Menu of ALL Updates & Featores of Walter Miller's Home Page
Read 'em all now and luagh your ass off. See why Yahoo Internet Life (2/97, p. 44) calls Walter Miller's Home Page one of the top 10 "FUNNIEST SITES ON THE NET" and why it was picked 2 times in a row as one of PC Magazines Top 100, (10/96, 1/97), and also "Best Personal Home Page" of 1996 by the Houston Chronicle. (1/5/97)....
...And plus, Oh Crap, get a load of what PC Magazine also said in July '97:
"We've said it before, and we'll say it again: If you want a guaranteed laugh from the Web, look no farther than Walter Miller's Home Page..."
"...Consistantly the funniest site on the Internet."
OK, I know, i'm braggin too much so ill stop now. Sorry.
ANOTHOR INPORTANT NOTE IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS WEBSITE:
You may want to read all of the Updates in sequentiol order. They start in Janaury 1996 which is off of This Page.
Some of my updates stink. Some people dont think I hit my stride until '97 or '98--you decide. In any case: There is ALLOT of toilet humor here and i sugest you dont read it all in one sitting. What many new readors do, is stretch it ovor a few week's reading. Yes, you will want to read it all. It is one danm depressing yet funny saga.
Also please think first beffore reading it at work: A numbor of people have alredy lost there jobs for laughin there ass off at work. Also there may be a few typoes on some pages.
Please enjoy my updates. They are listed in reverse chronollogical order with the latest ones at the top.
Yes, re-live nightmairish eppisodes like: Walter's three disastor dates from Hell...Winter Olympic fun...Problems with jerks at work...and Othor Assorted and Sundrey recolections of Granfather's cruel abuse
Trace a line, mark a path and dig deep as you tail the legend of the noble Wedgie through the anals of history. Excite calls it "a serious contender for the most inept Web site of all time."
Copyright 1995, '96, '97 '98 '99, 2000, and 2001 all rights reserved, The Artist Known As Mr. Walter _Underscore_ Miller. Anyone who copys or steals my work is punishable by alot of things including havin Granfather arive unanounced at your house to use your bathroom plus watch your TV and eat your food. May God have mercey on your nose.