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Today the dogs get a ocasionol breif whipping or mabye the old mean basterd will roll his wheelchair over one of there tails on purpose. (Still nothin worse than what I get for BEIN GOOD.) But an incident ocurred a few years ago where he olmost lost custody of the dogs:
About 6 years granfather was freinds with the deputy sheriff. (Now he has NO friends). One hot saturday in 1990 he came over to play cards. I was visiting from California with my brother.
All the dogs are male and theres no femmales around. (Well Janet and KathiLee are but theres somthing wrong with them cause the others wont ever mate with them; The males ocasionaly aproach sniffin there butts from time to time but then proceed along unintorested and also somwhat disoriented).
In any event theres NO ONE for them to mate with. (Yes, a recuring sociel pattern among males in the imediate area). A situation most frustrating for, (in politicoly corect terms), our fornicatonally chalenged canine companions.
Well the unfortunate incodent began as one of the dogs was getting very freindly with the sherrifs deputty. It was Snoball. Lets just say he was tryin to have a rellationship with the sherrif's leg. Granfather was outraged. That nihgt out in the barn he castraitted the dog with one of those curved linnoleum knifes. I remember my brother said a joke: Now you coud move the "S" from the front of the dogs name to the end and call him "Noballs." Well word got aruond and the old basterd got in trouble. It seems CAN do this to dogs, just a doctor has to do it.
Heres how stuppid the dog is: The very next day despite his pain AND TO THIS VERY DAY whenever he sees my granfather he still waggs his tail.
Due to his condition he efectively avoided punishment. Much of that time in Califonia he stayed with us at my folks house. While there the sneaky basterd prepared a document for my Dad to sign that swore that the dogs were "specialy trained convolescent care animals" and coudnt be inpounded. My Dad reffused to sign it but I forged his name on it under threats from Granfather. Dad found out and was PISSED.
As soon as she left our place last month after her unplaesant visit she went straihgt to complain to her locol chapter of some nationol organizatoin she belongs to about how granfather abbuses dogs cause he wont allow them to eat meat. Funny too as many members of this orgonozation (which I cant name as theres a lawsiut involved) belive that HUMANS shoudnt eat meat but DOGS CAN. This group has nationol backing and is also thretening to sue Granfather for other things including running a dump without a permit and toxic polloution on his proporty from leaking barrols of antifreeze, oil drippin from old tractor engines, and a kerosine pump and cespool that fail code.
I LOVE ANIMOLS DAMMIT!