Walter Millers Hompage Mid-Feb 97 update, page 7 of 7

GRANFATHERS CONFODENTIAL CHAT LOG

Now I wont say what chatroom this was in. Plus Ive changed the names of the chat particopints below. There listed as 'CP #1' and #2, etc., for 'chat participent.' Yes theres no need for folks to have it publicized they stooped to the level of chattin with GRANFATHER. Its to protect the inocent as well as one guilty old beast who entored the room with an sexy female chat name but is listed here as '(Granfather)'

Ive said it before & repeat it now to all lonly geek men: DONT do filthy chat with strange women--it coud be GRANFATHER playin a sick joke on you.

(Ive also edited out all those anoying side conversatons you always see in chat where no one knows what the hells goin on.)


(Granfather): WHOSE LOOKING FOR FUN? I'M 22, BLONDE FEMALE, AND NEED A MAN.

(CP #1): I am!! Hellooo baby...

(CP #2): I'm looking for fun...

(CP #3): Me too!

(CP #4): Stop shouting! If you use all caps, peopl will think YOURE SHOUTING

(Granfather): I **AM** SHOUTING DAMMIT! NOW WHO WANTS SOME LOVING?

(CP #1): Is that you (i.e., Granfather's chat handle from the day before)??

(Granfather): YEAH ITS ME. I GUESS THE JIG IS UP. HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?

(CP #1): I always know its you--you type in all caps

(Granfather): HMM YOU'RE A GENIUS

(CP #1): So how's it hangin?

(Granfather): IT AIN'T

(CP #1): Come again?

(Granfather): I'VE GOT GIRL PROBLEMS AS THEY SAY.

(CP #3): Please, tell tell...

(Granfather): MY SQUAW MOVED OUT. TROUBLE WITH HER KID.

(CP #3): Your woman left you? What's wrong with that! :)

(CP #4): I want you(Granfather).

(Granfather): SHUT THE HELL UP, (CP #4). GO CALL A 900 NUMBER THATS WHAT THEY'RE FOR.

(CP #4): What are you wearing sweet (Granfather).

(CP #1): Can't you read? He said the 'JIG IS UP?'

(CP #5): He just said hes a fake

(CP #4): Who said???

(Granfather): **I** SAID GORDAMMIT. I'M A 62 YEAR OLD HETEROSEXUAL MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT A BLONDE DAMN YOU.

(CP #4): So you lied!!!!

(Granfather): WELCOME TO THE FRIGGIN INTERNET

(CP #5): So (Granfather) tell us about your girl problems

(Granfather): WELL LIKE I SAID I AIN'T GETTIN NONE.

(CP #3): Isnt that why we're all here tonight ;)

(Granfather): NOT ME. I'M A REAL MAN I NEED A REAL WOMAN.

(CP #1): Why don't you marry her?

(Granfather): I'D BEEN MARRIED 2 TIMES AND ILL NEVER 'JUMP THE BROOM' AGAIN

(CP #1): Is she at least good looking?

(Granfather): HELL NOPE.

(CP #3): IMHO, Me thinks your already low standards are already dropping :)

(Granfather): EVEN THEM UGLY FEMALE SENATORS ON C-SPAN AIN'T LOOKING BADLY OF LATE

(CP #5): I hear you!

(Granfather): IM THINKING OF GETTING SOME ON THE SIDE.

(CP #1): With who?

(Granfather): WITH 'WHOM'. THERES NO REASON WE HAVE TO CONVERSE LIKE GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT SAVAGES.

(CP #3): Excuuuuse ME!

(Granfather): I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU GEEK WUSSIES. I NEED THE PHONE NUMBER OF THAT PLACE IN (xxxxxxx) SOMEONE GAVE LAST TIME

(CP #1): I have it (Granfather). Just a sec.

(CP #1): Its (xxx-xxxx)

(Granfather): MUCH OBLIGED. I GOT MY EYE ON A PIECE FROM MY LAST VISIT

(CP #1): A sweet young thing?

(Granfather): NO AN OLD UGLY THING LIKE ME.

(CP #3): You must be desperate

(Granfather): YES I AM. BUT IN LIGHT OF HOW YOU DEAL WITH *YOUR* DESPERATION, I WILL LEAVE UNMENTIONED THE MORE RESPECTABLE MANNER IN WHICH I DEAL WITH MINE.

(CP #3): lol

(Granfather): GOOD NIGHT GENTLEMEN

(CP #2): I just left the room for a minute...BTW (Granfather) tell me what you're wearing.

(Granfather): REALLY WANT TO KNOW? IM BUCK ASS NAKED WEARING A DIAPER

(CP #2): Ooh i like that!

(CP #3): lol!!

(Granfather): I SAID GOOD NIGHT GENTLEMEN.


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