YES this is the fun part for me. All during 1996 lots of email was sent to "mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org.
Mostly good mail but a small bit criticol of my speling and exagorations. This is adresed in the Coming Clean section which you can get to from the prior page.
Alot of mail was reqeusts for my book. No kidding Im really writing one: the story of my pre-Trailer life, how i was a Internet industry bigshot at a yuong age, how I screwed up my life an why Im stuck here.
Yes if do want to get a copy, if you write me, I will write you back ONE simple email if and when the book comes out--who knows when thatll be as these things take time but Ill keep it on file. Also, your email adress will NEVER be given out! (Rest asured granfather wont find it eithor--itll be on a disk HID UNDER THE SOAP).
Speakin of unsolicted Comercial Email: Granfather is PISSED AS HELL at C|Net. A few months ago he signed up ONLY for there weekly Thursday email dispaches, and dont you know, he gets a SPAM from them on a MONDAY about some danm game there selling.
This is the reason granfater has a unlisted email adress. But people find it anyway.
The only thing that gets him more mad than spam is that anoying chain lettor email FRIGIN GOOD LUCK TOTEM. Surely youv also gotten this ASCII monstrosity. When Granps gets one he edits the totem to obscenly resemble SOMTHIN ELSE (try to geuss) then sends it back tothe sender.
Many people wrote to thank me for havin a 100% GRAHPIC FREE website. No, im not aganst graphics. Its just i like a fast loading site--youl also notice all my pages are about 5000 bytes THATS IT.
Too bad i DONT use graphics or else I coud say cool things like: 'Why is this page brown?' as a form of protest aganst exesive repulsivness of my mutant granfather or perhaps run a 'brown ribbon campiagn' to free me of my curent abusive sitation. Oh well.
I also got lots good coments on the Cristmos Sing Along page. OK I ADMIT only 1 song was was realy writen by granfather and only one by me. The rest were by my 2 best freinds Stu and John who made most ofthe words rhyme cause Im not good at it BUT MOST OF THE SONGS WERE MY IDEA AND I DID ALL THE HTML CODING.
Close behind are 'Intervention' and The Wedgie Page--which I admit is gettin crusty and stale lately and needs an update. If YOU got a favorite update or featore let me know.
Geez you Canadeins must all be freezin your asses off this time of year. Hopefuly this year Summer will fall on a weekend. But you know i love my Canadian fans an they love me.
I like Canada its that perfect blend of Brittish cuisine, French manners and American poppulor culture.