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Seeing i coud now LOSE ALL I WORKED FOR I imediatly wheeled him out back tword the elevater. An inportent looking man who worked there said somthing like get this guy the hell out of here or hell call Securety.
Granfathor muttered all down the hall these people didnt know GOLDANG CRAP ABOUT THE INTORNET and i didnt see how that was jermaine to the issue. My agent met me at the elovator an said lets call this meeting to an end and reconveine tomorow at the same time. That was fine with me. YES they were still intrested in my book.
As i wheeled Granfather on the elovator he made the sound of summoning up a giant lung loogie (you know the noise) and right at the split secend when the elevator doors closed I said to the bookagent FOR GOD SAKE DUCK and just in time he did. And Im glad cause a big creamey one flew out that instant thru the slim verticol slit of the closing doors and just barely over his head with an inch to spare. You coud hear it whissle but not see where it landed. I hope no one got hit.
I layed on the bed and wrote her a long note and a love poem then ripped it up just after i made all the words rhiyme. You know how long that takes. Also it wasnt saved bacause i cant write lovey stuff on the computer: only by hand. Then i called her up in Texas like a jerk cause its so expensive from a hotel. I was goingto leave a mesage on her machine but she was home sick and picked up. I was gointo yell at her for tellin my dad i went to see her in Houston. My ass got in BIG trouble for that. (And also to tell her PLEASE dont tell him i called this time.) She was all conjested an sounded volnorable and cute on the phone. So i forgot about yellin at her and i cryed allot more an said i wish I coud be there to take care of her when shes sick an make her some soup.
This wasnt me talking but my CODDEPENDENT BAD MAN INSIDE ME takin over.
I beleive i have a codeppendent chemicol inbalance. So Im not to blame.
First i made her promise DONT TELL DAD I called her--and she promissed me. Then she made me promise: WALTER YOU HAV TO PAY ATENTION TO YOUR NEW COUNSLOR. So i promised that.
You see I have 2 problems here: One, i dont like my new counslor and 2 i have dificulty paying atention. I have atention defficit. She did hold up her part ofthe deal--she never told my Dad I called so Ill hold up my promise. Then i told her when my book got printed id be rich and then coud marry her an take care of her all the time and I dont care shes 34 and im 20. So what the hell shes oldor then me. Unlike now, how i have to take care of granfather, HER i woud haul up on the crapper when shes old or sick. Bellive me I have plenty of practice.
OK THATS IT im finished with the rommantic crap in my Novembor update. i tryed to work more on my book but coudnt. Then i tryed to take a nap. People were humping in the next room. The wall was less thick than a grahmm crackor. I heard it all. This is a pattorn in my life: theres always humping in the next room from me. It was eithor loud humpin or some sortof hostage situaton goin on but as there was no cops outside neggotiating I woud assume it was conscensual activity.