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So i talked to them all a few minuts and the sisters husbend said he reads all the stuff i write on the web and thinks its funny. He desperatley wanted to meet the old bastord. I told him today it woud cost him 50 cents.
So just as me and him leave to go over there he says loud enuogh so both of the women hear: "WE SHOUD ALL DOUBLE DATE SOMETIME." and then he laughad. He obvousley was NOT supposed to say that plus it was clear hed been drinking allot of beer.
As soon as we were away from them he said to me that we realy shoud NOT all 4 of us go on a date--but he only said that because he is having a big fight with his wife and her sister (my former counselor) is taking HER side and that he knew that saying that woud piss them both off. He also said he's sorry for dragging me into it. He is sort of a jerk. He had like 11 beers. He never got to see Granfather cause just as we turned the corner to go down the aisle where "The Amazing Vladiemir!" was on display he threw up all over the peopple who dont speak English who run the Tube Sock booth.
Aparantly the old bastord was doing that growl like the Klingons do when they are in love and saying horroble stuff to all the women like "WHOO! SHAKE THET STUFF, COMRADE."
And then, much to the ammusement, confusion and revvulsion of the crowd, (a paying audiance mind you), in his best Ellephent Man Voice:
They agreed to let the animol bastord stay. But part of the deal was (beside slipping the securitty guard a $20 bill): No more peeing onthe dirt floor; no more bothering women; Also, if he had to fart, he had to anounce it, so people coud leave first, plus he had to point his ass AWAY not TOWARD the poor Two headed calf and the fake unicorn goats. And, one of the castor wheels on his contrapption had to come off. This made Granfather tilt to one side, but atleast he coudnt trundle around and bother custommers.
When new spectators came in, and saw the couch with one corner resting in the mud, Granfather told them that removoble castor wheels are very, very rare in Communnist Iron Curtan countreis: Even more rare than gasolene and toilet paper. Someone there who was in the tent called Granfather eithor a fake or a fool, because we all know its no longor Comunnist. Without missing a beat, the he said: "IS IT TRUE? O, LORDY HOW WONDORFUL!" and began his fake weeping agian.