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Plus we spent quality time shootin the breeze about the Web, also sports. Granfathers a big fan of Theeastvillage.com and also Grape Jam which are probly (besides Melrose Place sites, colectible areas and pourno sites) among his favorites.
I also found out we both agreed that posting sport scores on the web SHOUD NOT be illegal as SOME cheap ass 1st Amendmant ignoramises seem to think. But I had to change the subject once talk drifted to the Yankees. He scraemed and rocked violantly. (There will be more on granfather and baseball later in this update)
Granfather was already growling in a low whine. YOU CALL ME 'PURTY' ONE MORE TIME ILL PULL YER SPINE OUT THRU YER BELLYBUTTON WITH MUH TEETH he told the guy. He hacked up a lung loogie, a big pearly one an spat it right the in the guys eye with a stinging slapping noise. Quick as a flash the vet slipped on a steel glove and grabed granfathers nose twisting it hard. The beast cryed out in pain and the vet dropped to his knees with the beak in his hands and granfather too fell on his yellow belly, his arms flailing.
It was amazin cause I dont remember the last time I saw granfather in such a supplacating pose. As he screamed his ass off the animal doc nailed him on his monkylike brow with a stun gun in one hand. Then with his other hand he shoved a knitting needley lookin thing with a cable on it into his nose threading it clean thru and then locking it onto a iron ring that was atacched to the cement floor.
But as they hogtied him he swung his foot over his head with blinking speed. In my Feb. 96 update i mentoin a long 6th toe on granfathers foot sevral inches long that has 3 knuckels on it. It also has a diomond sharp toenail on it an he sliced a gig gash thru the doctors cheek with it an blood spourted out.
If you count his prehensile tongue, his gills, the eggtooth, the extra nippel and the weapponlike sixth simian toe, you start to realize the man is truly a living breathing friggin evolutionary Swiss Armey knife of repoulsive disgustingness.
The bleeding vet flew in a rage. He picked up this sawed off cement shovel wraped in about 20 layers of plastic packing tape and whomped the ogre's head with it.
Granfather reared up with the block of cement on his nose which swung and hit us all sharply.
The vet shoved the D-shaped shovel handle into granfathers teeth and we both leaned on it with all our wieght. The nurse quickly set up not one but 3 huge sodiun pentothol shots which each one can put a cow to death and one after the other jabbed them in a throbing vein on the monstors neck.
WHEW Ive had it