FALL 1997 WEDGIE PAGE UPDATE
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Eye-"WET"-ness to World Wedgies: The Latest Lettors about Wedgies from Arround the WorlD

Wedgies From AFRICA

Ethiopia

Dear Mr. Miller,
I am a native of Ethiopia and partly Italian. These conquerors brought us more than their blood lines. In 1935 the Italian army brings Wedgies here. I dont know if I spell corect but We say "favata scorzo" which means beans which cooked too far and burned. This is on the seat of your pants.

Which is greater humility? Getting wedgies or getting conquer by The Italian Army?

J. in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia

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Dear J.

Thank you for your note describbing wegdies in Ethioppia. It is ammazing that the expansionist traddition of the Romon Empire, (from which all Western wegdies first were exported), seems to of ended with the invasion of your countrey right in our own century. This is profoundley historricol, and goes beyond mere burnt beans.

Your freind,

Walter Miller

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Nigeria

Dear Mr. Miller,
As a small boy I was once cornered by 2 smaller boys as I returned home from lessons. I might have beaten them off one at a time, but united together they overpowered me. I received a hurtful wedgie. Later one of the 2 boys became my freind.

For your information, we do call them wedgies here in Nigeria. Your Wedgie Page is very entertaining.

Mr. W.

in Lagos, Nigeria

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Dear Mr. W.,

The reason the othor boy did not beccome your freind is surely because of guilt he still carries. Please, seek him out and make peace with this sufforing soul. I am glad the other kid became your freind and i hope your ass didnt hurt too badley.

Thanks for writting,

Your freind,

Walter Miller

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Kenya

Dear Walter Miller,
I am from Kenya but now live abroad. As a child I was quite unruly. I recall misbehaving in a cafe in Nairobi. My father lifted me by my knickers to the amusement of other diners and waitstaff. Neither my rump or clothing was torn, and I never misbehaved again.

Mr. Y.

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Dear Mr. Y.

Here is an exampol of what we call a "constructive wedgie": A man regains controle ovor a recalcitrent child; onlookors observe with a pubblic display to make them luagh plus a funny annecdote to share at the supper table; a little boy never misbehhaves agian; And no asses or undorwear was harmed in the incodent. Thanks for writting.

Your freind,

Walter Miller

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Egypt

Mr. Miller,
In the Egyptian wedgie, you give someone a regular wedgie, bend their legs back, and wrap the elastic around their feet.

Mr. H. in Cairo

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Dear Mr. H.

Facinating, since your great countrey's historricol clothing is mostley robes and loincloths. Ovbiously the proud tradition of Wegdies in the Nile River Vally bears the stain of Western infleunce, most nottably Nappoleons savage troop invasion of 1798. Those frog bastords did more than shoot the nose off the Sphinx.

Your freind,

Walter Miller

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