So, forgeting whats behind, we once again darken the tourturrous path of Wedgeiana, makking our mark with this new deeper indepth study, ever pressing onward and upward into the lore and leggend of this noble ritual so indelibly ingrained and unerasabley burnt into the fabric of our life.
"Please be advised that The Wedgie Page is intended for very mature auddiences, or else extremly immature audeinces. Thank you."
This Wedgie Page update is cleaved into sevoral parts. You may find you dont want to read it all in one day. So relax, take your time, read some now and some tomoroww in you like: Savor every dark corner. Heres how its SPLIT:
This section differs from the Mailbag section, (see below), because, rathor than focussing on specific letters, it is a more toppical and categorricol view of wedgy corespondence. The Top 10 ends in somthing that we hope readers will LOVE, and then snip and pass along to others they love: The ALL NEW (but lovingly re-treaded) CANONICAL LIST OF WEDGIES. And speakin of e-mail, next up is:
In line with my parranoid tendencies, names and locations are changed, e-mail adresses deleted, and each letter is ever-so-slightley altered by one word or 2 as to propperly secure my rights and YOUR privacey. This mail is from all over earth, thus precippitating this next section:
(Deep gratitude to two speciel un-named homies in the Los Angoles Post Ofice for 'Going postal' in their help in researching these Zips--thanks fellas!)
Now, Copywright as far as the CANONICAL LIST OF WEDGIES, There is NO copyright othor than this: Just be sure to COPY IT RIGHT before passin it along. :)